Too Fat Too slow Too shit

From watching the boys from the touchline before christmas- i was very impressed with the lads fitness and conditioning! However, as previously posted the game has become boring largely due to the weight and fitness problems now becoming apparent. You must have had a bog christmas as liam burn is looking sluggish and lazy on the park as is robert 'i want to be a boxer' nixon who has also packed on a few pounds! Pottsy's reflexes have also suffered- get him out! However, all this is not surprising looking at your role model- coach hilton. Get in Shape to Stay on top! Your representing your club you fat bastarsd!

Haha haha ha! No piling on pounds here bonny lad i'm a lot lighter than before xmas and as its well documented Nixon is on his diet!

I hear Hilton is planning to crack the whip tho.... not sure if he meant with the lads or in his trousers.........

as mentioned previously i was looking for players before christmas after seeing last weeks game and the sluggish looking players on the park i might start searching somewhere else.
seems to me you need a gaffer to get you in shape asap if there was a big money offer i may be persuaded to take the role on myself.
there is the potential in the side to win things under the right guidence dont let the name fool you wally for the hotseat.

well liam you should be fit and in shape as you were only out twice over the whole christmas period,thinking too much about your body shape and fitness.... boring man

Didnt remember Michael Hall having a brother mole?

Reports tell me Coils has started to take fitness seriously and was seen at the gym along with Burn and Dawson, must be worrying about being out of shape - tossers!