The german rumour can be cleared up easily... one sunday drinking session a bloke proceeded to spin a story regarding his footballing past and loaded with magners myself, colly and a few others took the bait and asked him to train with us, however he has never produced depsite saying he would on numerous occasions!
Just goes to show i can actually be thicker than i look!
p.s. new centre half would be stop-gap measure as most of us know a certain Mr Robson is bringing his national service to an end next year and if he can convince kim that the shops dont open till sunday afternoon he'll be available and go straight to the top of the blue moon list!
"Blue moon, You saw me standing alone,
Without a dream in my heart,
Without a love of my own,
Blue Moon"