Hello Losers, Barry here.
At this crucial stage in the season i feel it is important that all you 'small' cheeses out there need to make the step up into more of a leading role, like myself, the 'Big' cheese. Its going to be a hard 7 games coming up and everyone needs to be at their very best if the team is going to be sucessful this season.
I know that Mr Coates hasent given 100% recently, wot with his cheesy attitude of get blind and turn up when he likes. (Quite a large bbc if you ask me), for what he gives to the team, if he turned up sober, he'd win us the league on his own.
Mr Burn needs to start making challenges like he did in the second half on sunday and stop crying off like a girl if the team wants to win this league!
Theres poor Mr Fenton, still can't get a starting place, regardless of what other people do. Derek Dag is the only man who thinks the lad shouldnt start. Who knows, the last 7 games of the season could be his longest run in the team yet!
Mr Blaydon (pog) has come in from the wilderness and shown us exactly what can happen when your called up to the front line and has performed excellently. (Take note Stuart) But dont let it go to your head fat pog, 1 slip up and Rambo will take your place without mercy! (If he's not shopping with their lass)
Im off now to score an unbeatern century and take 5 wickets for Derby.
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Stay Cheesy