[b]Fenton the farmer[/b]

I hear fenton has taken up a touch of faming recently, just helping the locals i think, dismantling fences and walking horses on a main road, from a distance of a few hundred yards mind, not sure how that went! maybe he can shed a little light on the subject...

just wondering if anyone was helping? by what i heard a certain little taxi jumper might have had a little to do with a fence dismantling project just before we set off for the fair city of Liverpool?

fair city? is that the same dive i once visited?!!!

Funny enough i heard there was someone else involved but apparently, according to my sources, fenton was the mastermind!

bet ya never thought ya'd here that name in the same sentence as mastermind! bottom estater n all.....

Just being polite to the city that gave us the beatles and most of the country an STI.... have you arranged that check for yourself yet Shanka?

We'll see if I can track down the farmers..... maybe Cornwell will have had the spy cam out?

well maldini whats to say he needs a check?! somethin tells me he's not as daft as you look...

Liverpool, faliraki......... hang on just your general activities in the aforementioned and possibly the chester-le-street area mate... not exactly gonna get a durex sponsorship

Just remember lads they keep the nasty diseases away and are a lot easier to put on than nappies he he

jealousy doesn't suit you canasnorio, to think you could've had ya nuts with the trench lookalike had you not fallen asleep on the poor lass... ha ha ha

Well unlike the majority i'm a true gent walked a lass home and was so tired from the walk i had a quick nap before reappearing poolside to take yet another nickname.......

walked the lass home after slavering all over her round our pool, and we all know you only walked back to her gaff cos she was gaggin for it n you didn't wanna part with 50 dabs for ya nuts!

she must have bin in need to take you home ha ha, n the fact that she came back n grabbed a random n made a man out of him on the beach in broad daylight, families surrounding says it all...

Well at least i was capable of the walk seem to remember our good friend jimmy having to take you home when you couldn't stand up despite scotland's finest wanting a piece at faliraki beach

comfortable on the kerb outside liquid mate?

wasn't the only time i failed to make the walk home i might add! tis what holiday is all about!

that n naughty goings on, sneeking the ladies in at night to escape the fine, leaving the curtain open slightly so the lads can see how stiff ya are on the nest, stupid watersports, meeting crazy people etc... ha ha ha

All good mate, think that was your attempt at a calming text so think we might leave it there before this becomes our diaries of the summer

ashamed or scared of who might find out?

Neither mate..... just thought it might be good idea to keep some ammunition for a rainy day haha plenty more could come out from both sides!

nowthis seems like a very interesting topic as i've heard some rumours around the village, (wmc) and two names were mentioned within the conversation, fenton and sharp, hope it's not true, a certain farmer not to far from here isn't very happy.