derek dag the dirty slag

I wonder if the big man will be spreading his oats over the christmas period! Or could he have dipped the wip over the hill last night! Maybe he was to pissed anyway seeing as he was smashing the pints in like they were going out of fashion in the club.

Now if the walnut is getting action this much he may start to rival Mr Cruickshank as number 1 sleeze.... must be telling some big lies to the women or just going to the fightin cocks

now we've bin thro this before bambi, there r worse than me in our squad, u being one of them..

Thinks it's only cos i refuse to let women tell me what to do, n get out before it's to late, unlike the rest of the lads, well, skirt wearin lads, more commonly known as pussy's or bitches

now now children, handbags down and take a big step back.

sleeze, i wouldn't say that, a man with sense is a better description. get it while you can, lifes to short and you're a long time dead. wish i could turn back time, know which path i would choose.

from the other side, some of the lads just don't have the patter to pull the ladies so they've stuck with what they can get, good decision i think. some are getting on now, frightened of growing old alone maybe, who knows

No doubt there will be a few bites at this comment, hope so, about time the forum got a little more texture

now now sandy think its only fair that i refer to you the way the lads know you as number 1 sleeze (not my words just what everyone says?) not saying there aren't others (possibly me) and yes your right some of them cant afford to do it not in their situation if you know what i mean?

No one tells me what to do, and its obvious no1 tells you but who in the squad can honestly hand on heart say that?

this number 1 sleeze thing is a blatent show of jealousy on everyones part the way i see it, only difference between me and the others is the fact that i don't hide the fact that i play the field, from anyone (even janet n sandy know) as i don't have to, unlike others who will remain nameless.

anyway paulo, how's the latest marriage?

Well I know from my time at west view that janet and sandy certainly know the crack.... probabily just as well others dont!

Marriage? wasn't aware anyone had proposed anywhere mate.... but if you mean what I think you do then its fine nearly as good as your rides in the TT!

By the way what price one of the cuban 3 proposing while away?