Langely Park are well and truly back where they belong in the Premiership, they reckon there is a friendly against the Langley Park rejects aka Sacriston Batty boys sometime in August, the crack is that with this news Colly and Nixon are looking to cut their ties with your lowly ranked 3rd Division team and ask for a transfer to the mighty Langley, who were also recently crowned Team of the Year. Colly and Nixon are sick of playing against Earls House, Trouts Lane, and County Hospital Day Release Sunshine Window Licking Club, and want to play for a team with ambition, drive and a full trophy cabinet.
Langley are also after a boot cleaner and a towel boy to wipe Barry Big Cheeses sweat away from his curly long flowing locks, tasks will also include cleaning BBC's (Barry Big Cheese's) Sports Personality of the Year Trophy aka Player of the Year for Stepy's Sunday League. Rex is also on the look out for an apprentice, so if anyone is into drugs, drink, and baccy and is able to fill up water bottles with cold water please pick up an application form at Langley Park Workingmens Club.