4 to leave

bean told 4 ov tweam are goin to other teams next year some ppl spitin dummy and other not happy with fat boy

really bad crack. Just about sums up some of the attitudes of certain players at the club. If it's true - fuck em.

Who are these 4 players. Why would you want to leave when we are moving up all the time. Fair enough if they are going to a higher division.

Imagine Nixon will be one as he didnt look happy not playing lately maybe he wants a blue tracksuit?

the crack on here now is about as good as melly betts's with his pet budgie 'shearer' on a sunday tea-time about 6,0 clock!

Its true - Nixon is signing for Langley Park. He confirmed it when tanked up to me.

Also heard that Kev Coates is leaving cos he is unhappy with the current manager! Signing for Witton Club this week.....

Rumours that a takeover bid is being lined up for Davey Fletch to take the managerial reins for next season. Any truth?

Hearing other wispers:

John Robson will be installed as fitness coach for the team. He is busy organising a weekend boot camp at Catterick Garrison for pre-season.

Bob Louis (and the voices in his head) will be responsible for sports psychology.

Richie is curently at college doing a sports nutrition course to assist with the players pre-match diets.

Heard Liam is gonna be doing man on man sports massages. He is currently practicing on Neil Dawson to impove his technique!

Mark Fort is gonna be the new treasurer - membership is now due!

Shanka is newly appointed Entertainment Officer and his role is to entertain the players WAGS while the other lads are giving it their all on the field.

The Committee are interviewing for a media officer next week. Early indications suggest that Christopher Wilkinson will get the job.

On the plus side Paul Luke is coming back for next season.

Rumours of Paul Luke returning to sacriston have apparently upset him.
He is set to clear up the situation by applying 4 the glens vacant managers job alongside his dad. Also as part of his team will b his lass and sister who will fill the roles of club physios