Sacriston CC Starting 11

I have compiled my match report on players for the Cricket Club from what I saw yesterday.

1. Pottsy - couldn't catch a cold in the Antarctica
2. Fenton - too much of light weight, suprised he didn't blow away with yesterdays windy conditions
3. Liam Burns - couldn't tackle a fish supper
4. Mark Blaydon - not a bad turn
5. Robert Lewis - no comment
6. Shanka - fancy dan, tries to play like Jonathon Woodgate, but can't defend to save his life
7. Colly - too much of a big head, his head is bigger than Frank Sidebottom's.
8. Nixon - worse than Liam Burns, he can't even tackle a bag of chips
9. Kev Coates - a little overweight, looked out of his league in this team
10. Chris Yates - not a bad turn
11. Embleton - he's meant to be a creative midfielder, I would say more like a kick and rush midfielder

lol very nice of you ronnie. Don't think people will take much notice of that stupid post, plus i would of loved to see you play on that pitch. Could of broken your ankle while doing your sexy stepovers and if you did your customery dive you would have stood up looking even dirtier than you do now.

Ronnie your crak is soooo fuckin desperate

Fuck off back to the GLEN.

All this shit crack is catching on. Ronnie your crack is crap too...