Rumour has it the a recent fall out between the secretary and gareth the bastard sharp could have cemented pepes retirement fromlocal football. Fundamentally the real reasons for gareths retirement is anthony the blackneck andersons trickery... The feud was started when gareth sharp caused upset in the neighbouring village of witton gilbert!!!!!! With a re-acurring spark of his childhood party trick... Tempers frayed when sharp attempted to light the night sky of norburn park.... using local bric-a-brac of pizza boxes and kebab cartons and his last safety match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now recently barred from davisons humble abode also sharps friday nite safe house after half the county want to kick his fukin face in!!!!!!1
GAME OVER!!!!! TAXI FOR SHARP