Turf Torment

Any 1 who was at the turf on monday nite wold have realised what a shite turn out there was.. Whats the matter you load of tossers was it too cold or are all of a sudden sudden some ov you too big for your boots!!!!!!!

Every1 needs to practice and if you think your too good to turn up you should shud just piss off to a club full of prima-donnas like youselves....

Injuries my arse it was just too cold for some of the pricks that never turned up....


Anyway you missed an absolute treat as derek dags jogging tents turned from grey to a subtle shade of brown after a freaK ACCIDENT when hilton decided to stretch his legs up-front.

It was absoloutley fekin disgusting although funny as fuk watching a grown man shit himself in public!!!

What an absolute animal

got to admit it was funny as fuck the big lad shitting himself ha ha,on the other hand your right it was a waste of time last night, even the langley lads turned up except for a certain BARRY BIG CHEESE craig coates!

will give it a couple more weeks and if it stays the same think we should just knock it on thr head?even chris kirkland does not turn up anymore now not sure if he has gone onto better things or its because we charge him a quid and times may be hard for him

could also go down to a bad spell of form with the gloves.... Or mayb he could he getting bullied by tot moody!!!!!!!!!!!! Only kirkland knows but he must realise no-one can be a worse keeper than derek dagg up the turf a waste of space in my experienced eyes...


USELESS

maybe kirkland is out looking to buy a new keeper jersey as the one he has is looking rather past its sell by date! and about hilton yes his form of late leaves a lot to be desired!

From what i have heard kirklands jersey has a better fitness routine than hilton!!!!!!! The daisy hills no1 shirt was seen on the welfare doing shuttle runs by itself.....

Hilton didnt have a repeat of his antics from last week but many are suggesting his lack of dives came down to a fear of a repeat... hope this is not the truth hate to see a player consumed with fear

hilton has defo lost it of late and its getting to the point now where the team who keeps swapping keepers every 5 mins are at a massive advantage as there all better than hilton himself! is it time to give it all up richard??

If he was a true athlete like his father Fred the man i once knew, he would be playing cricket now at a high level rather than disgracing himself on the football pitch!