fuck it's valentines day soon

Number of posts : 6 Registration date : 2006-12-28

Hey guys it's the coff here, as we are all well aware valentines day is rapidly approaching us. Does any body have any idea's what to buy their tarts - i'm really struggling.

Maybe the likes of liam burn, coiler, fenton, shanka, hubber(s), black kev and maybe fletch can give me a few suggestions.

Does any 1 have any half bottles of perfume from your mother, present/past girlfriend or even dead wife - it'll be worth a pint or two if any of the boys can produce.

Thanks again 'THE COFFFFEEEE MAN'

Number of posts : 38 Registration date : 2007-01-22

jeff wells was trying to flog me some old spice and some brut the other day, i wil ask him if he has any female stuff for u m8!

Number of posts : 16 Registration date : 2007-01-10

maybe a gigalo young coff- as it is probably time your mrs was pleasured as i know you are not producing!

Number of posts : 25 Registration date : 2007-01-24

I get her owt she wants for nowt too!

Number of posts : 10 Registration date : 2007-02-05

I can giv her your pin number hew mate like!!!!

Number of posts : 14 Registration date : 2007-02-14

How many vile tw*ts are their in our squad who will be tossing the sausage tonight? While the likes of Robson, Fenton, Coils, Shanka (prob with 1 of the lads birds), M Blayden, Louis, K Coates and Potts are all romancing their bitches what happens to mingers like me, Pepe, Hitlon, Hubber(s), Fort, Pog, G Coates.

Knock one off the wrist lads and be happy that your not sitting in a shit restaurant paying a fortune for heart shaped pasta and plastic roses.

Vile Forever,

Todd Cleary

Subject: Nope Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:48 pm

Sorry mate both at work, Not one of them people anyway. would rather just cook something in house. much easier.

Number of posts : 14 Age : 60 Registration date : 2007-02-02

Well I got the wife a new bag and belt... she didn't seem happy but at least the hoover works

Number of posts : 15 Registration date : 2007-02-13

who the fuck thought that one up, poor attempt frank, stick to necking dodgy pills

Number of posts : 14 Age : 60 Registration date : 2007-02-02

Fuck you you dodgy looking cunt, i'll put shiela's dildo right up your ring, once harry hubber is finished with it he's had the thing a week now