STOP BEING A SOFT CUNT PAUL AND STICK UP FOR YOURSELF! GOING FOR A JOG WILL DO YOU NO GOOD!!!! YOU NEED TO GET A BALL TO PRACTICE YOU TOUCH, YOUVE GOT A TOUCH LIKE A FUCKING RAPIST!!!!
I WAS DOWN WITTON THE OTHER SUNDAY WATCHING YOU AGAINST THAT WASHINGTON OASIS, THERE WELL FED AREN'T THEY, THE FAT BASTARDS!!
I THINK I COULD GET A GAME FOR THE GLEN, THEY COULD DO WITH ME AT THE BACK! OR MAYBE UP FRONT? YOU'VE ALL SEEN ME UP THE TURF, I KNOW WHERE THE BACK OF THE NET IS!