[b]GREENPEACE[/b]

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2006-10-10

After a whole season had passed and with a shakey start to the current. The inevitable happened, our well loved manager R.Victor Hilton finally bit the bullet and pilled on his boots, spray-painted on his no1 shirt, and showed

Quote :: hes no push over

. As such a great comedy moment could not be missed the whole scenario was caught on camera. The breathtaking footage was sent to SOCCER AM. Unfortunately for hilton his 15 minutes of fame will not be shown on t.v. as a spokeman for soccer am has been in touch and informed the website of its drastic actions to forward the video onto greenpeace as it has been reported that a beach whale has been missing for some time. If the whale is proven to be spotted amogst the footage then R.V. will be rleased back into his homeland via south shields coastline immediately.

Number of posts : 100 Registration date : 2006-10-09

nice article from the dancingdemon,shame it aint going on tv would have loved to have seen lovejoys face

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2006-10-10

The future may not be bleak for hiltons t.v. career. or our own comedy satisfaction as with the recent rocket in obesity across the world he may feature in advert, or it may even be called a lesson. In how not to grow up if wanting to partake a career in the football business. The advert is rumoured to be co-starring his name sake 'Barry Fry' and his footballing idol 'Robert Nixon'. As david beckham was unavailable!!

Number of posts : 100 Registration date : 2006-10-09

yes it is not all doom and gloom for his tv career as it was rumoured he may yet make it into the porn industry as we all no about his much talked about and famous 'lunchbox'

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2006-10-10

Knowing all about the wonders of modern technonlogy, and camera trickery. It would be easier to make hilton 'dissapear' then to make his 'luchbox appear' on the screen!!

Number of posts : 161 Registration date : 2006-10-09

Technology may be advanced but I think we'd be pushing it to make any of the above happen..... on the subject of Hilton's footballing idol is nixon's place at the top of the blue moon list becoming insecure with the performance of yatesy upfront? we know the gaffer likes pace (along with pizza, cake, mars bars etc.) so will yatesy become he bluest of all the moons Question

Number of posts : 100 Registration date : 2006-10-09

i think it could happen he likes to chop and change between his blue moon boys although nixon will always be thee1 even tho people are doubting his current form at present!!!!!! Sleep

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2006-10-10

Mabye only hilton knows of his no.1s identity but with such a large squad he probably wants to eat them all!! Twisted Evil

Number of posts : 3 Registration date : 2006-10-09

Well who is the dancing demon? I seem to remember some years ago on another internet forum column a very similar line of crack being distributed on the north east cricket website although this is dilluted from that torent of abuse. Key words are as follows just to jog my memory: Greenpeace, beach whale. Come on reveal yourself because if i find out this is the same person i think you best leave the country.

Number of posts : 100 Registration date : 2006-10-09

an elephant never forgets eh derek,good memory bet the demon aint dancing so much now

Number of posts : 41 Registration date : 2006-10-09

oh dear, someone is in deep shit now! dancingdemon eh, best get yourself a laptop and stay on the move, a dance with derek could be dangerous or even fatal if he loses it! his balance i mean

Number of posts : 161 Registration date : 2006-10-09

Well never a blue moon i've just seen dag smash a foot long meatball so think the demon is f****d if he decides to eat him

Number of posts : 41 Registration date : 2006-10-09

think we're all f****d if he gets hungry n angry all at once, oh dear oh dear, that would mean trouble...

Number of posts : 161 Registration date : 2006-10-09

be affraid if it happens think i'd be last less beef on me! Really think the demon is for it by what i'm hearing

Number of posts : 41 Registration date : 2006-10-09

who is the dancingdemon tho, somethin tells me he lives on the path between u n i

Number of posts : 161 Registration date : 2006-10-09

By what i saw last weekend its an appropriate name... but would a man so small dare to mess with dag?

Number of posts : 6 Age : 54 Registration date : 2006-10-13

very funny reading, a tad harsh i feel, and it looks a little like the dancingdemon may have left the country. Replies seem to have died off rapidly.

Number of posts : 8 Registration date : 2006-10-10

All is not lost the demon is still dancing and has been unaware of the goings on with the computer out of action. I dnt think i will be losing much sleep over this!! if a bit banter cannot be taken on the chin then he may be in the wrong job.. After some research it can also be said that there has been a breach of the data protection act 1988 after the terms and conditions of the site state that all identity will kept anonymous to other site users!! ill end on that note !keep up the good work!